THERE it is!

School buses are built entirely differently from cars. They are actually designed so that the rider *doesn’t* wear a seat belt.

WAIT!!

WAIT!!

FYI - The Morton County Sheriff’s office is a busy signal, and that webpage shows a 404. Not sure if they are crashing under the weight of all the phone calls and protest emails (one can hope), or if the info is incorrect..?

...spelling?

These two posts make you my new favorite person.

“Maybe this fun story is actually the universe’s way of telling her to slow her roll with whatever it is she’s doing to her face and relax for a sec.”

...not according to a select set of right-wing nut jobs who claim that the video was faked by CNN!

colourpop = kylie. Same company.

Wake up, grab coffee, check Jezebel.

So...column A, column B, no?

Yep.

Ugh. I have never found him less attractive than in this photo.

Thanks for the update, Anna!

This.

So...she’s terrible. Got it.

UGGGGGGHHHHH

As someone with her own lifelong mental health struggles, I can I only say this: I had a feeling. And I really, really, REALLY hope he gets actual help.

Having worked in animal welfare/animal hospitals for almost 2 decades let me say this: animals get lost, and it’s not that uncommon.

It’s like mint AND parsley! And a cool lemon sorbet!