Two words: John Leguizamo as Tybalt.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY DREAMS!!

*crosses fingers*

Stars for the preferred spelling of “Hallowe’en!”

How about you go fuck yourself with a broomstick, you close-minded nut sack?

No, not “Star Trek Hulu.” Star Trek SULU.

CRYING

Then her job here is done! :D

I’m guessing Kylie must actually be Italian. I mean, as an actual Off The Boat, I can vouch for the traditional Showing Of The Panties that is the first step to good lasagna.

*fans self* You responded! EEEEK!

Wait - no Diamanda Galas?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS ROSE MCDOWALL AND XMAL DEUTSCHLAND

Ghost stories don’t scare me, but the one about the guy in the house (“Don’t Worry, I’m Leaving”) is motherfucking nightmare fuel.

Captain Hook. He looks like Captain Hook.

!!!

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

I will buy pretty much anything that Viola Davis is selling.

Do you know - i thought I had clicked on all the links in this article, but somehow missed the THR one? I thought that Bobby had just linked to the other Jez article twice, and I was REALLY confused.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?