Well, the color match is on point.

I am sorry, GoopyPoopy, but you missed out on a chance really make an impact.

While I have absolutely zero doubt that GoopyPoopy has lovely abs that she has worked hard to get, what you’re seeing in that photo is the result of Photoshop, not crunches.

Oh, but it is!

Would also legit sign up for a “Grease 2" themed class.

I don’t know who the guy on the right is, but oh gosh, oh golly. He’s reactions say it all.

I legit can’t stop watching.

See, articles like this are why I love Jezebel. Not because of the story itself, per se, but because of the huge outpouring of non-judgy comments from parents and non-parents alike. There is so much support here.

From now until forever, he will be “Anothoy” to me. ;)

Oh, man. Hugs. I hope it stopped and you are better.

Nope. She’ll soon be dead from all the not-pooping that those bananas are fostering on her.

I’m like, do you people have EYEBALLS?!? Come. ON.

Pssst: she never actually said that.

TBF, neither was Jackie. She just dressed well and had poise.

Yeah, I could see how her 30+ years as a judge and her decades as a lawyer before that make her a hack.

I think that I have never been so envious of someone. Ever.

Saying that a robbery victim shouldn’t have brought her valuables wth her, and that she did was the reason she was robbed IS victim blaming, you dipshit.

That’s a whole that’s a whole lotta words for what is essentially victim blaming. You should stop, and go reread what you just wrote.

I don’t know how to tell you this*, but voting for a known bigot makes you ok with bigotry, which makes you a bigot.

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chili?