We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

This is the third article in a row *today* that’s had pretty ridiculous typos.

I’m not American. But I did attend an anti-Trump rally here, at his hotel.

Religion comes before country on that list, I think.

Ya boy said it on the news. U mad, snowflake?

Oh sweetie it never stopped.

And so it begins...

They would have to cure his insomnia first.

Trump supporters literally do not care that Trump is enriching himself. He’s a businessman, that’s his job to do business and make money. Who cares! Are you someone who hates success? America is going to be so successful under him, only a total cuck would care that Trump’s going to make himself even more rich because…

That whole Greatest Generation thing was pretty cool, right?

Man, NPR has been dialing up the sports coverage lately....

I met Patti Smith last year after a talk she gave. I told her how much I loved her memoirs she has written and she talked about how she had been writing since she was a little girl. I brought up my daughter, who is seven, and how much she loves writing funny poems. She reached over on the table and tore a piece of…

He flew too close to the batshit sun.

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

Maybe Elizabeth’s gambling debts are out of control again?

Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys