There was a funny post about washcloths on Gawker :_( once — http://gawker.com/do-you-washclo…

What's a goats envelope, Ed-bok?

I remember when I tried one of these ridiculous arguments freshman year of college cuz I was edgy and confrontational. My professor wrote F/straw man.

Brilliant!

Your bullet-pointing is a poor showing. Use more of your own words next time. Explain yourself. You lost. Don't do it again.

Little Mermaid
Rocky IV
Any Given Sunday
The Color of Money
Seabiscuit
The Champ
A Hard Day's Night