My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

Honest question: isn’t the F-16 pretty suitable? It’s about $20mm each and maybe a bit more maintenance, but we already have years and years of flight/fight experience and the associated tools, SOPs, etc.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

You’d think 123 hp and 147 pound-feet of torque would it a better 0-60 time since it weighs under 1900lbs. Shame it’s not a manual transmission.

But did she apologize for putting her feet on the Oval Office couch?

The winner might be the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen

The winner might be the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen

Fixating on a monthly payment as the “hurdle” for affordability is nothing new. Baby boomers with 15 or 30 year notes on RVs are a prime example.

Did he really think the kid was going to make it?

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Very awesome. And props to the editor for finding a moment to squeeze in a clip of PK scoring on the Preds in between 90 seconds of him terrorizing the Bruins.

That’s why every NBA player should have a gun in their locker. Gilbert Arenas was a real pioneer in animal safety.

Also, our menses attract bears.

FRANCESA: [pause] How would she get to the NBA, though?

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

Because public transit in Minnesota is awesome! :/

That’s like a 45k+ car as it sits.

That’s not the price, that is just the current bid. That thing will go for way over 30k.

This is the safest car that will put the love of driving in you. this one is a little over at $27000 but you can find ones for less. No one can escape the spell of a fast wagon the fact that its a Volvo makes it so much better.

I agree, but unless the NFL is banning him from playing in the future, not letting him do the combine is kind of pointless.

A thousand times this, this article could not be more precious or self-absorbed.