“Who’s the bitch now?”

Actually, Warren DIDN’T say “La La Land”—he didn’t know WHAT to do, so he showed it to Faye Dunaway...and Faye was the one who said “La La Land”, thinking that Warren was being stupid...and not noticing that it was actually the envelope for Emma Stone’s “Best Actress” award.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

Sure when I sneak up behind an attractive woman wearing a revealing top, I’m a creep. But when Timberlake does it, he’s GOAT? It’s bullshit...

Yesterday would have been George Harrison’s 74th birthday.

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

Mike Napoli has since signaled his desire for a trade back to Boston

There will never be enough jokes about Rick Pitino’s premature ejaculation, +1.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Looking at that video I was directly to the right of the Flyers fans one row below these lovebirds. Disappointed I missed out on the action. But I did see the dude you briefly see with a maroon hoodie get tossed for threatening to slit people’s throats and calling some girl a cunt, so it wasn’t a total loss.

easy milo.

I need to take a shower after reading this

That’s what we call the Reverse Carter.

That’s a Nate-meg.

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

True, but bleacher report is still a shit filled dumpster fire. It’s like the Pepsi of sports websites.

My friend has a kid in high school and openly gay and bisexual teens are such a part of the current landscape of high school that I doubt his teammates even care at this point. Which is awesome.

Everyone knows that, if you’re a football player that grows up and goes to school in Texas, that the alphabet is something you only learn if you decide to pursue a graduate degree.

Gritty dude. Hard-nosed. Plays to win and never backs down. Kinda guy you want on your side.