I thought he learned it from Devo.

It’s from Futurama.

Yep, this is my current dream car as someone who wants to own just one car, loves to hoon drive enthusiastically, has a dog, and frequently goes on weekend camping, hiking, snowboard/ski, and beach trips with friends.

In a related story, PETA slammed thunderstorms for startling and terrifying the nation’s dogs.

Lukewarm take: That wasn’t really that bad of a shot. Not a good shot, but I’ve seen far worse.

I’ll answer it.

Given the likes of Jared Goff and Carson Wentz, who were the top 2 QBs taken last year, I’d say Cousins is easily worth a #2 overall pick. He’s a capable starter who can throw for a 2:1 TD:INT ratio and almost 5,000 yards. He’s not an elite talent, but he’d provide a much higher guaranteed return and floor than most…

Who was the idiot NBA exec/GM or coach again who said that Westbrook can’t be “the guy” for a franchise?

Always highlight truthers

Potential recruits could lose interest without the magnetism of the Thompson family lore

We had a cat and dog growing up, and still had mice on occasion. Mice don’t give a shit unless the animal actively goes after them since mice come out at night when the pets are usually sleeping or resting in a different part of the house.

Someone made this joke in that comment section already.

But you really do save money on the sandpaper TP. I checked prices for the big rolls and you get roughly 1,000 ft. of TP for five to six bucks. A square of TP is 4.5” x 4.5”, which means you get 2,666 squares per roll. That’s a whole lot of shitty toilet paper for your money. I have to take out a second mortgage for a…

We have a word for the elementary and middle school aged kids who are already dressed in Vineyard Vines and boat shoes: Brolings.

Re: Comic book hobbyists

Parry then crashed the cart into a gate, and police showed up and arrested him after they noticed that he showed signs of being drunk.

The joke would work better with “but Ben wouldn’t take no for answer”.

Because the big number gets clicks, eyeballs, etc.

The Facebook stream was fucking stupid, but anything he’s done is pretty small potatoes compared to other diva players over the years. He might be a little full of himself, but according to the players and beat writers, he’s one of the hardest working players on that team. There was never any real question that they…

Assuming the Leopard Seal gets home field advantage and gets the fight in the ocean, I like it making it to the Elite 8 against the Neanderthal Hunting Party. All these land mammals would have a bad time trying to kill a leopard seal in the ocean.