Let’s just do what everyone wants.

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

Oh...I’ve obviously made a mistake somewhere because that was not meant to be shade. 90s Mariah was obviously peak Mariah, but I still stan. I’m listening to Caution right now. Any singer who’s career has spanned three decades will go through changes especially when you put the kind of strain on your voice that Mariah…

Honestly, that's probably exaxtly what will happen. But it doesn't let people enjoy the sensationalist factor that currently gets people to try eating them. It's the same with more mainstream meat - people don't hesitate to eat pork chops, but also don't want a pig's head on the table. 

Yes.

Kind of surprised Pink is the New Blog didn’t get a shout out.  I read almost all of these at some point during their peak.  PITNB and Trent were definitely on that list. 

Once i got used to being naked in a locker room full of strangers, it didn’t matter to me who saw what. Why does being naked in front of a woman you don’t know make you feel any different than being naked in front of a guy you don’t know?

I guess doing what you want, despite lack of consent, is a family trait.

Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

Wouldn’t surprise me. This is rockstar, the same company who wouldn’t confirm or deny a pc version of GTAV, likely in an attempt to get people to double dip. Yet later would go on to claim that they had plans to release a pc version from day 1 yet couldn’t come out and say that. Who’s behaving the same way regarding…

Nah, that context isn’t helping. If I’m having a bad week, I don’t get to treat people who are completely separate from my personal problems like shit. I am an adult, and it’s not ok for me to throw a tantrum and refuse to pay a professional (THAT I HIRED) because I’m in my feelings about something unrelated.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

Republican strategists understand what motivates people (re: white people) to vote. It’s fear. Hope is nice, and anger can be extraordinarily motivating but is temporary and depends on constant refueling - both hope and anger often lead to burnout and apathy. Neither are how the modern Republican ideology was built.…

To the white supremacists who will appear in the greys: your traitorous and slavery-loving great granddaddy doesn’t deserve a participation trophy because he got his a__ kicked in a fight that he started, you whiny snowflakes.

Looks about white.

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In a gaming landscape where legendary single player devs have been taking a turn toward shared-worlds or whatever, I would pay an extra premium for these types of games.

Carefully rendered naked male butts? You can’t take my money fast enough. =D

This is me every time there’s one last slice left.