The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

The whole gateway thing comes from unscrupulous dealers lacing weed with harsher shit in order to get them addicted to more expensive stuff. The logical solution is to make weed legal so it can be regulated and people can be reasonably sure they’re getting clean weed, but that doesn’t fit the “all drugs are evil”…

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

When Virginia came for the straight pipe Harley guys, I said nothing.

for the “not slowing down fast enough” guy, yeah, when you hit that 45 mph speed limit sign, the speed limit is 45mph. Not “I’m slowing down now from 55mph”. He was legitimately pulled over and then gave the cop attitude about it.

Let’s set aside the “commercial use of trademarked IP” discussion that you seem to be struggling with and talk about the other, less obvious issue here.

Unbelievable!

FAKE NEWS TORCH! Everbody knows Doctor Who drives a London Police Box not an F40, can’t believe you got hoodwinked like that.

“Right back here, Officer. In this pocket.”

Too soon

“Runs and drives fine” in this context is like Paula Abdul telling an American Idol contestant, “You look beautiful.”

Thanks but no thanks; I’d rather not go to the bank to take a out a loan in his name just to be picked up on outstanding warrants for child support and drug trafficking.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

I tried this and it just sprayed washer fluid everywhere!

Yeah, but that assumes you haven’t lost your 10mm wrench already.

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

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How does all of this play into dry weight v.s. curb weight etc?

Pretty sure Apple wants us to pronounce it “Tour Ten”.

Zoe Kazan is adorable and I will not hear words to the contrary.