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I guess everything is a-okay between Chris and Ferrari now.

It was a bitch move and he deserved to get hit or shouldered it the dick. . .

Seriously, he pulled a bitch power move of stepping over Green and then wants to get attitude that Green stood up underneath him.

LeBron and Blake Griffin would have a hell of a slapfight over who gets to drive the Kia.

James is so insecure and frightened of losing his place as the face of the nba to curry he was running his fucking mouth and trying to intimidate him, too. James sees his basketball mortality and it scares the piss out of him.

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James didn’t look that great tonight even if he had a decent stat line. Missed key shots and clearly let Green and the W’s get the better of him.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

Damn, LeBron at the end of that game... What a biggity-biiiiiiiiiiiiig baby.

Am I the only one who was pissed at LeBron for this? I love LeBron but the step over is reserved for great moments, not when your team is getting beat on your home floor

Did you come up with that all on your own?

James is the biggest crybaby in the series and I would absolutely love to see him in a fight against Green. Green would absolutely destroy him. James is a physical specimen but one thing he definitely isn't is a fighter.

It’s the best bear. We don’t make bears like that in America anymore. But when I’m elected president, you’re going to see some really great bears. Believe me, we are going to see the biggest, most beautiful bears.

This was the type of game that leads JVG to have wet dreams.

Yes, but both the Enzo and the Audi have much stiffer frames than the Corvette and Cadillac. Both the Corvette and the Caddy would weigh much more than either car if you were to make their frames as rigid.

Why not plastic, which is lightweight, flexible, and dent-resistant?

Weight is the unclothed emperor of the auto journalism world.

I’d happily sacrifice some bed strength to avoid this:

They should have a chat with BMW.