Jokes aside, the facts that the IMS bearing issue is now manageable and the headlights might be an acquired taste suggest that a 996 is probably a wise investment at this juncture.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

What if I'm trying to attract beautiful women, rather than Porsche enthusiasts?

I was browsing the list and almost choked when I saw the 911.

I just get apple care and a few days before the 2 year line I call in and tell them my phone won’t turn on. I get a new phone and we’re good to go.

Well, fuck. The new iPhone was my backup plan in case Microsoft failed once again to deliver a nice flagship. Can’t stay on a 920 forever.

Screw Android. Every Android device I’ve had has shit the bed in a year.

I’m convinced this is the main reason that so few devices have user-replaceable batteries now. If you could just drop in a $50 battery every 18 months or so, you could easily get several years from a modern phone without any compelling reason to get a new one.

I just need a new phone. The battery just doesn’t last 2 years.

Just wanted to say thank you for being a paramedic. I know it is often a miserable job with long hours. I’m still alive thanks to a pair of quick thinking dedicated paramedics. Any time I see paramedics walking into a coffee shop or out and about working I have to restrain myself from just giving them a hug. You folks…

You go first then, buddy.

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I’m a paramedic, I give zero shits about your cynicism. I’ve had people with do not resuscitate orders groan out “help me”. DNR becomes invalid and I do everything I can to help a patient. Everyone who never expected to die wants to live, and you’ll be no different when your moment comes. My greatest professional…

Sure, we’ll start with you or your family next time there’s a life-threatening accident.

The only exceptions being you and your loved ones, right?

Goddamnit Ollie!

Alligators mostly stay away from humans when they can. We’re not prey to them, and as long as we’re not threatening them they’ll leave us alone.

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Great news! Anything that can help to dimnish the loss of lives is a welcome thing!

I recently got one of their Zenfone Max phones, and I am honestly impressed with it. No, it is not an insanely powerful gaming phone, but for the fact that I can go 10 days (usually more) without having to charge it, and I haven’t had a single app or systems crash says something to me. Plus, it is slated to get an…