It's been a while but if I remember correctly the welcome sign on the highway there reads;

That was possibly the best line. You'd also be surprised how often that gets said.

Trust me. I am from Cleveland

No Shade: Lily Pulitzer just might be the Lisa Frank for white women aged 45+.

Always with the Jane Austen. Am I the only woman who thinks Jane Austen is merely adequate?

I TOO AM A LOVER OF CANTALOUPE, and all melons, really. fuck yeah, chewable sweetened water!

Literally I was just expecting pictures of Laura and Bruce Dern.

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

I just... ya'll I dig him. But this is

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person who undoubtedly has used Nalgenes more than most, as I was attending wilderness college during the height of Nalgene-mania. The bottle is unwieldy and hard to grip for small hands. There is a 50% chance…

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person…

It is kinda long for a sentence. I had to read it twice too.

Klean Kanteen vacuum insulated. Leak proof, wide mouth to put ice cubes in, keeps water cold throughout the day without condensation on the bottle, easy to clean. You can also convert it into a coffee mug with the optional Cafe Cap.

Klean Kanteen vacuum insulated. Leak proof, wide mouth to put ice cubes in, keeps water cold throughout the day…

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the benefits of stainless over plastic are numerous.

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the…

Haha I was always Curly Sue or Shirley Temple to strangers, depending on their age. :)

As a kid, I was so happy to see a little girl with CURLY hair be awesome. We curly-haired folks never seem to make protagonist level. That was a big deal to me and my terrible white-girl poof. (Seriously, Mom: what did you do to me as a child). I think it is AWESOME for Black little girls to have a plucky, witty,…

Fool me once, shame on you.

both actually. Gawker media has a special machine

The takeaway from every BCO: