Do you even bake bro?

Yeah, it’s more “don’t use the self-cleaning feature...right before you’ll need the oven and unless you’ve read the instruction manual.”

Fixed it. 

Glee was pretty amazing when it came out, honestly. At the time, tv musicals were considered death sentences, and a musical with mostly unknown people seemed like certain death. But I’m sorry, the minute they broke out Journey at the end of that first episode I was hooked for years. The last couple were not great at…

1. Oven cleaning spray doesn’t smell bad like it used to, plus it only needs to be left on for a little over an hour and no oven heat is required. It works really well, I just used it on our oven with amazing ease and excellent results.

Because teenagers are idiots, maybe?

This really doesn’t give a compelling reason as to why a person shouldn’t use the self cleaning feature. We run ours about once a year. Common sense says you should remove any large chunks of food or spills before running it. It doesn’t smell great when the self cleaning cycle runs, but we’ve never had a house full of…

In other words you're all giant babies shitting on a real person because you can't separate fantasy from reality. Got it. 

The vast majority of people saying Defund the Police do not actually want to completely defund the police, because they understand having police is important. They want police reform. Less money on hardware and tanks, and more money on training. Less money on uniformed officers and some of that money instead going to…

Well, if they ever want real change I’d say they should care a lot.

“Defund the Police” is the kind of slogan that gets Republicans elected. It is the kind of slogan that gives 55% of white women moral cover to vote for Trump. It is the kind of slogan that keeps the Senate in Republican control. If all you want to do is sound like a badass, keep saying it. If you actually care about…

REFORM THE POLICE

I prefer to use Canadian whisky, which has a similar flavor to Irish whiskey while being usually smoother and cheaper. Also, I just throw all the ingredients in the blender and haven’t had an issue with the cocoa separating too much.

That poo transparency is what saved you.

“No! We have to go, now, and we should probably never come back.” 

Story time:

Toilets clog, it’s gross but it happens and would be dealt with understanding and discretion by any halfway decent host.

They can also cost $4-8, please don’t waste my bath bomb on your toilet bomb.

“How to fill your host’s toilet and floor with colorful feces”

This article should be: Plan ahead, and buy a plunger, TODAY. Some tools you never hope you’ll need, like a fire extinguisher, but you’re glad to have it ahead of time.