The other dude flung him once, then went back for the second time. That’s why I sided with him initially. Initially. They’re both dickheads.

I was on the hipster dude’s side until he did that. Kill both of them. The Earth is getting crowded, and these are “in the way” people.

There are two divisionswithin each car company, the division that makes practical cars that attempt to be the most sensible, and then the division that tries to appeal to fantasies. The Camrys and Accords are on the first group, and the CUV/SUVs now fall into the latter.

Yup, the dude we put in the White House, and the same dude that has codes for nuclear weapons, ladies and gentlemen. A complete waste of oxygen.

I did that. When I was three. Also, I was not POTUS at the time.

Waiting for Trump to act like a dumbass 3-year-old for photo op. He’s made in America, also.

Damn the Dutch. Even their car theives are far superior than anyone else’s. Tweakers in the US are boosting Accords and Civics, while the these fuckers are taking sub $100k cars, and dissecting them in two hours. Very impressive!

Calling the cops when you find 32lbs of weed is not being a prude. Think this through, Stef. It’s not like fining a small bag of weed in the glove compartment. Someone went through the trouble of packing 30lbs of weed in a carefully measured package. and more than likely, these are not the people you want to fuck with…

I prefer asshole drivers over dumbass drivers any day. Asshole drivers are predictable. They have a pattern. Dumbass drivers are like the bumblebees that fly into your face at random, when all you’re trying to do is get the grass cut.

The 320i is absolute shite. There’s very little redeeming quality to it, other than it’s a lighter version of the 3-series offered with a manual. It’s for people who want to say, “I have a BMW.” Find a deal on the 335i and I’ll be impressed.

It’s been that way for a long time. The silver color was first made popular in the 70s on European cars, then it slowly became available on all cars. Now it’s just a cheap looking color.

This actually exists, in Bakersfield, California, which happens to be the butt hole of California.

I liked the Baja, but it could do away with all the side body molding. I need a bigger bed than that when I do need a truck, but with a passthrough, it should work. Now, if you stuff a WRX power train in this thing, it would be pretty fun.

Anything is more sensible than what most people perceive as acceptable tow ratings here in the US.

Yup. I’m waiting for when that time hits. It’s not a matter of if but when. I need a truck as a third vehicle, and I want a used F-150 cheap.

VW Bugs have climbed steadily in value. I remember as a teen in the late 90s, a decent bug can be had for around than $2,500. Now the same price gets you a lawn ornament.

Very few use them to their potential. You don’t need an F-150 to tow a jetski trailer. That can be done very effortlessly with a Jetta wagon, or anything with a 4-cylinder. Sure, you won’t be able to go fast, but it gets the job done. Americans are obsessed with being fast at any cost, even if it means being wasteful…

Found the dumb American.

Car theft is such a huge problem that, if I see anyone driving one of these, I can automatically assume the driver is a meth head. The sad part is, I might only be wrong 40% of the time.

I see more and more people buying full-sized pickups these days. Even the “mid-sized” pickups barely get 20mpg if you opt for the V6. Even during the worst gas prices in 2009, I paid $45 to fill up with premium (my car requires it). I laugh at the stupid fuckers that are filling up their pigs. Some don’t even have…