“Hey everyone, this armchair quarterback is right on point!”

Baiting to ambush is very real with these low-life gangbangers.

Nah, just some low-grader bangers. Madera, or Central Valoey is full of them.

I’ve done it while shooting a DUI PSA for my college project. I chose to ride graveyard, and the shift commander said it was fine. I saw some good shit.

are you a cop? Do you work for Madera PD? If you are please let us know what the policy is. If not, quit armchair quarterbacking. You have no idea what the cops went through. I’m just glad no body got hurt, and they issued a statement this afternoon saying they’ll have an arrest by the end of this week, meaning they…

Glad he got out just in time.

Human error. Put computers to work.

I’m into the Transit Connect wagon. But again, manual is not offered in the Platinum trim. I wonder how much it would cost to do a manual swap? I’m seriously considering it.

It’s the modern Pinzgauer.

Excellent! I remember watching those early BMW films, with a dsl connection that wasn’t quite fast enough. I had to click to the film’ and wait for it to buffer. Usually it’s about a cup of coffee wait time per film.

Surprisingly, I never hook up with women when I’m drunk. Always happens when I’m sober, and never with Coors Light. Wouldn’t be caught dead drinking that sorry excuse for a beer.

Not really wrong, but it’s not the intended result.

I’ll keep drinking, but not Coora Light. Fuck that sewage water in a silver can.

It’s too bad the 5 doesn’t offer manual in higher trim, at least not in the US. The fact that I can’t get a manual and moonroof bothers me.

Stepson who is stealing from his stepmom because he is got an out of control heroin habit, and is dating a stripper. Let’s play with that.

When it comes to advertising, buyers should always be 100% skeptical. Colors Light have been trying to sell me beers by telling me that if I drink Coors, I would live an awesome life with hot women surrounding me.

Common sense and caveat emptor should always prevail when it comes to buying a used car. The “15,000 million point inspection” means jackshit, unless I get a ppi, and a shop of my choosing. The cost of this should be factored into purchasing the car. It’s like buying a printer, and you’re shocked that you have to buy…

Stepmom at Christmas time. There, fixed.

Could this truck inspire a new breed of fitted shirt hipster rednecks? Hair wax, thick rimmed glasses, but chews tabbacco and dates his cousins?