Zipper merge cant happen because people are assholes. Plain and simple. Either the bro douchecannons in their brodozers having to cut in front of you to out-bro themselves, or some fuckwit playing Pokemon Go will fuck it all up for the rest of us.

Cosmetically, this needs a lot of easy clean ups, and a few weekend projects to make it look good again. It's not meant to be perfect, and it looks way cooler if it's not perfect. Simple mechanicals, and tons of room to haul stuff. NP

yea....just test drove a Colorado two weeks ago. Still rides like a truck, handles like a drunken pirate on one leg, and cramped rear seats. That and Chevy quality. No thanks.

This made me laugh. Thanks for this!

Way better ride quality. Most of us white-collar, candy asses like a pickup only for occasional light duty usage, such as visits to the Home Depot, or taking the boys camping when they're in scouts. We want something that don't ride like a third-world country mass transit

Sounds a lot like lack of education. Because Appalachia. They take their cousins to the Prom, not because they have to, but because they want to.

For those of us who don’t want the truck’s ride quality, it's well worth the price.

Were they fucking in that car? I thought they were in there blowing ass, steaming up the windows.

Oh absolutely. Saturn failed because of their cars, and they didn’t have enough time to build up that brand equity. Toyota, at this point, can build a car as awful as the Chrysler 200, and be able to move those at a fair pace. Saturn didn’t make bad cars, but what they thought was fair pricing was far off from what…

No no, keep the meathead knuckledraggers buying big, gas-guzzling dumb trucks. My petroleum socks rely on these johnboat dumbfucks.

Doesn't surprise me. That whole damn country can't put their fucking phones down.

Losing a colleague that you love and respect is a very difficult thing to do. Rest in peace, Mr. Saunders. Great job delivering this sad message, Ms Storm. Nothing but the highest level of professionalism.

That’s exactly you want to happen. Very rarely do companies make real turds now, so it really comes down to brand loyalty, and with everything being available online, it’s even easier to make a comparison. So, let’s say a customer is looking for a midsize 4-door, and the contenders are Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, and…

The info is out there. I get that. But it’s a waste of time. Just like it’s waste of time for people to clip coupons to get a better deal on lunch meat and other stuff they buy in grocery stores. Fixed prices make things so much easier. Sure, run sales from time to time, and if I miss it, well, that’s on me.

I may be in the minority here, but if I own an XJ-S, I would want to keep the original V-12, as big of a time bomb as it is. A Chevy V-8 in an elegant Jag just seems wrong, and the sound and feel of the V-12, when properly tuned...There is just no comparison. It's the price you pay for owning a car like this.…

Volt should have been its own brand. Chevy is not synonymous with Eco-driving or cutting edge technology. It’s blue-collar, honest, and American.

I meant a fixed price. Sorry, didn’t think about the S in MSRP. Sure, as socialistic as it might be, it cuts down price gouging and business is done in a much fair manner. Plus, the manufacturer and the dealerships get to hash out the prices, and they stick to it. I’m tired of this bullshit where you buy a car,…

This is the ultimate answer. In some countries in Asia, you can get this in a plastic wrap, which opens up neatly and ready for consumption. Nothing gets dropped, and it fits in your hands. It's great car food.

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