I don’t know about anyone else, but I watched that Leah Remini interview with my jaw on the floor over how much she had exposed about the inner workings and shenanigans of Scientology, and I channeled my inner Whoopi Goldberg from Ghost.

I don’t live under a rock and I never heard a damn thing about this movie. Maybe the promotion was a bomb, too.

LOL thank you!

I love how this is filed:

Since that song was used in one of most iconic scenes from his most iconic film, I don’t think we should read too much into the lyrics. It’s just a textbook example of good old fashioned Tom Cruise narcissism.

Whatever, whenever I see Leah Remini I see Stacey Carosi of saved by the bell and I HATE HER SO MUCH. Everyone knows Zack and Kelly are meant for each other, you goddamned hussy.

I absolutely love Leah Remini and I realise the struggles with being an actress in Hollywood, but she needs to lay off the botox. She could barely speak during that interview!

“We wish you all the best” is something you say to a person you’ve interviewed who didn’t get the job... not.. not this.

I guess they don’t have a weather ‘copter? It’d be excellent if the anchors had come for him with rope ladder and whirlybird.

His wife is Cecilia. He sent the video to her and she sent it in to the news station. The reporters thought that the husband and wife were together and he says “my wife is Cecilia, she’s at home.” The whole flippin situation is crazy.

“I wanted to leaf but that plan was a wash.”

Kerry: “I dunno, but canoe give me a hand down?”

Rescuers: “Water you doing up in that tree?”

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”

Calm.

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

I used to think they were ghosts too. But after certain experiences I think they're usually low-level astral entities impersonating human spirits. It's the easiest way to get attention and feed off human energy. The bathroom story sounded familiar as far as those encounters go. I think actual ghosts are quite rare.…

I forgot to tell my poultrygeist story! I have written about it before, but here it is:

I have to say, the little girl in the bathroom really unnerved me. I read all of these last week and that one was the one that kept me awake.

I read one from a couple of years ago the other day - someone had posted the link to it in the current thread - and I had to leave the landing light on for 3 nights. Scared the bejeezus out of me. I'm too nervous to read these but I'm gonna bookmark them.