Everything ThrowMeToTheWolves said, plus two more:

Lomu did play sevens. He made his first big international splash at the Hong Kong sevens in 1995.

Watch both, enjoy both. The limitations of league (no breakdown/ruck so almost no contest for the ball, 6 tackles) are what make it both good and bad. Relatively good teams are going to be relatively evenly matched no matter what, but the play won’t be too varied, and almost everything occurs within 15 meters of…

You’re being generous-to-inaccurate calling that announcer a broadcast analyst. The man doesn’t even know the positions or moves. It’s an embarrassment.

Jed Thian from Pacific Warriors, a film about Pacific islander rugby:

Am I deaf? I’m not hearing a didgeridoo. I’m hearing a baritone blaring kind of like one, but not that.

How about battle boars?

If the Arthurian myths were entirely set in Wales, that’s what I’d say. Is Ritchie setting the film entirely in Wales? Or is he including Cornwall, London, Stirling, northern France, Cumberland, or any of those other places from all over the island (and France) where stories are set?

Rolf’s goatee gives it away.

I hope you find many opportunites to insert “I like it here on Omicron Ceti III, Jim” into your daily conversations.

Moopish?

I have to explain this to my wife now.

Looks pierced, too.

This made me check if there are snorkel bongs.

I read that as “snorkeling” at first.

Two issues:

You’re right about the trade. (A barbary ape skull was found in a neolithic burial site in Ireland. They’re from North Africa.) But you’d have to question the logistics of it all; need a big ship, need to feed it, shelter it, etc. Were ships going to England 1500 years ago elephant-worthy? Would someone decide it’d be…

“Relatively” being the key qualifier.

Nothing was ever clean back then.