I hope you can find someone who can make a whistle out of grass, because there are few better ways to annoy someone.

Home-made pizza should come right after learning how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Dads, man, all of them amateur carpenters, and good at it.

How about survival skills we’ve lost in our own lifetime?

Will the smart future also require the near-Bob-Fosse-levels of choreography Meagan Good demonstrates to accurately and precisely manipulate that virtual world?

Heh — was going to say this sounds pretty much like an Upper Midwest cookout, except with spades instead of euchre, and a few different musical choices. (But they like their old school R&B and hip hop.)

Apparently a hen had to be accepted by a lord, provided it could, “clear the garden fence or jump upon a stool.”

Or an idea for a future English Prime Minister.

Drunk on your ass.

Genius.

What my fragile mind can’t get around is how they manage to stretch every episode to an hour by making anything that can go wrong with the main plot problem to go wrong, and even a few implausible go-wrongs to boot.

And give Japan some credit beyond this, because they’ve been steadily improving over the past few years. In the Pacific Nations tournament and some of their other Test matches this year, their scrum became potent. They’re in sync, they’re coordinated, they work as a group, and they’ll splinter any other scrum that…

It didn’t really say when the shift back to tolerating green tea began. My great-grandma, who was born at the end of the 19th century, made freakin’ vats of the stuff. No lie — if you visited her place, there as a metal tub of green tea in the kitchen with a ladle to dip yourself a cup. In summer it was iced and…

That was Bobby's job.

Ayup. We had our first introduction in 4th grade gym class, but the teacher was also a health teacher. That carried on through middle and high school.

This is what happens when you let the feral cat population get out of control and there are no predators to keep them in check — you get cats of unusual sizes, like they’re dealing with in Australia.

That looks like it’s right in the Sinbad wheelhouse.

Huh. I’m not trying to send anyone to any infected sites, and I’m on Linux, so that stuff doesn’t register anyway. But if you went to thegeorgiaguidestones.com, that looks like a conspiracy theory website, and it looks like crap, like a bad GeoCities page. Digging into it a bit, it looks freakier than the stones —…

Sasquatch is not a conspiracy. Sasquatch is real, and can be coaxed in with the right kind of bait.