Bjorn's Bon Mots
"You need a drink, priest. Drink! DRINK!"
"It's only death!"

I still want to know where a bunch of Anglo-Saxons got so many constrictors. Did they loot the set of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Bjorn's way better with a weapon. He'd never let someone smaller than him take his sword.

I wonder what he would have on Raylan? Raylan didn't actually do anything; he didn't stop it from happening, but then again his remit is to bring in federal fugitives, and as far as I know, neither Nicky nor Sammy were federal fugitives.

That sonuvabitch? Huh. I thought Archer was saying Maurine, not Rien.

Person of Interest: Quad Cities

That's where the wonder genius teen's mega-compressing algorithm will come into play — making the machine portable.

If Person of Interest can pull off a depopulation conspiracy as rich and as interesting as Utopia's depopulation conspiracy, I'll be so, so happy.

The technobabble on the show is almost unbearable but Michael Emerson makes it work.

Bear's favorite Yo La Tengo album is I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass.

Monroe's contained ferocity is only really revealed against other Blutbad on the show, who are almost to a Wesen psychopaths. It gives the sense Monroe's put loads more energy into harnessing himself than the show's ever really let on.

Hm. I was thinking Marx Brothers. 
Tomato, tomato.

I've only watched a little bit of it, but his new show is not all that different from Up; just condensed and a little punchier. It feels a bit like Up: The College Years.

and before

So our perspective is Cheryl's perspective? I like that take, but hasn't there been non-diegetic music in the past? That would suggest we've always been seeing the show through Cheryl's eyes/ears, except she's not in every scene, and barely in some episodes.

Then I hope she can explain why she's hearing the same non-diegetic music throughout the episode that I'm hearing, because I'd like to know.

Now that's a good question.

Archer basically described Cecil as looking like a gnome. He called out the name of some gnome illustrator, and I'm ashamed to admit I spent too much time failing at finding out who it was.

"Okay Mr. Peabody."

There were a lot of good lines in this episode, but "do you smell toast" made me snort. Hard. It hurt.