Plume is my preferred Twitter client. Love it.

Jimi Hendrix.

It's cool to hate Star Wars now. #hipsters

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Especially.

Han Solo.

Shia LaBeouf?

Tasty.

If you have the Amazon MP3 app, you can enter the code directly on it, and download your two songs that way. Pretty awesome.

@margarine-for-error: He's just stressed out. Don't worry. Also, pour some Liquid Plum'r down that drain, you know, as a precaution for clogs.

double post, sorry.

...if I were to continue to not seek forgiveness, I may be removed from the congregation and not be able to transfer to another church in our denomination in good standing…

@jadewritespoetry: I know if I was a 13 year old still, I would be offending all sorts of socks...

@sarahsmile: Preeeee-cisely.

"Then she poses very provocatively on two magazine covers which makes my almost-13-year-old son very confused and offended ..."

When my two children were born via Caesarian, I caught a glimpse of my wife's insides in the reflection on the overhead lights. That was enough to get my stomach turning. I understand the sentimental idea of having the first shot of your child, but I don't think I'd like to have photographic evidence of the situation…

I submit Mr. Affleck's definition for your approval:

I hear this is only accurate if used rectally.

@Dr.Preston!: I'm an Android fanboy too, but to be fair, they DID change something. They redesigned the antenna band, swapped the CDMA guts in where the GSM stuff was. I might suggest a new link for you:

I just installed Tank Hero from the Web Market to a 2.1 phone.