did I miss where we got the list of names for the pedophile ring in hollywood we all know exists because it gets hinted at by former child actors yet we somehow never reach that metoo moment where the complicit parties are exposed? Because I thought Corey said he had that list of names and I think I’ve only seen two…

ok, sorry to be right here at his onramp to redemption but he was not “refreshingly candid”. He and his team are testing a narrative (WAY TOO SOON), one that carefully elides the more sordid aspects of these circumstances. He needs to be honest about his sexuality and related drug use. And until he incorporates that…

*deep sigh* what should happen: he should be prosecuted. Full stop.

that read was updated some time ago to them both being bi, which people forget is a thing.

OR ... Pier 1 was overpriced af with an outdated aesthetic. Last time I was in one, many moons ago, the few items I looked at gave me sticker shock.

She’s been hiding.

She’s been hiding.

I have two weird memories around this (of three disturbing memories I have). One is of my neighborhood, I was maybe 11? A single mom was fucking (raping) one of our friends and we were all so jealous. I actually went over her house once trying to get fucked (raped/molested). And we never said a thing to any adult. We…

Extraordinary haste? What is your basis for this description? What is your evidence that the ring is defunct?

once the keycard is shown to be functional, you have a choice. You can proceed on the outside chance that this person found or procured an active keycard or you can go on the much more likely reason that they are in possession of an active keycard because they reside there, or you can place your bet on continuing your…

I mean, this is pretty bizarre, I guess: I have to mash up strawberry shortcake into basically a pap. I can’t eat it otherwise. But mashed up, it’s one of my all-time favorite desserts. I will do this in public in the presence of anyone. I would do it at a presidential dinner in full acceptance of a plummeting social…

The irony being that Karl Malone is an entire coon.

I wasn’t. But I support the retirement of the brand.

Checking in for cane syrup. Carry on.

No one can convince me that Carol Baskin’s husband wasn’t a drug runner. And if he was a drug runner, he was more likely fish food than tiger food.

I feel like this list is a snarky, roundabout way of saying there’s no good prequels.

WAIT.

Listen, this is just typical snek maneuvers starring various assholes. Here’s my translation:

She means protection agency in the Pinkertons sense of the word.

This was always the case. People never got that flattening the curve wasn’t about stopping the virus, there is no stopping it in the short term. This was about spreading the cases out so that the healthcare system didn’t collapse under waves of infected. Which it still almost did because of our sentient colostomy bag…