When we say tear it down, burn it down, eat the rich, bring out the guillotines, etc., we mean the rich women, too. If the ultra rich showing off their wealth getting their feelings hurt is a bad thing, maybe this website and everyone around it should rethink everything? Yeah, when the guillotines come out and the…

Yeah it was called Photoshop of horrors and it’s what originally brought me to Jez oh so long ago. But it was usually anonymous models from random websites with no names attached, not celebrities. And def not celebrities who've been public about their insecurities until Lena Dunham when the concept became downright…

I mean, if she is posting photos of herself in process of getting done up for this shoot, publicizing that fact that a lot of work was done by the team to “allow her to do what she loves,” posting unretouched, unglamorous photos of herself on her own IG , purposefully showing the deformities/damage in People magazine, …

So then it goes 1) Jolie facing Pitt, 2) probably!Maddox speaking up, 3) Pitt turning to face/hit him, 3) Jolie grabs him by neck and then 4) he throws himself back onto her. That makes the most sense. If someone were grabbing your neck from the front, I would think you’d first try to break their grip.

I never took a side with Jolie/Aniston (the biggest asshole in that scenario was Pitt), but it’s pretty clear that Jennifer Aniston had zero issues with the “girl next door who got cheated on” messaging.

For want of a space, the meaning was lost - had they used “moved on” and “to ABC” rather than “moved onto ABC”, it wouldn’t have been nearly so difficult to figure out. If they really wanted to help their readers, simply adding “cashing” before “ABC checks” would have been great. (I’m sure my fellow Canadians had a rea…

This! She has a long history of crazy behavior before she reinvented herself as Mother Teresa. He has a long history of being on drugs.

The pictures of those bruises, which allegedly happened in 2016, look like they were taken with a Game Boy Camera.

I’m just saying claiming she can’t consent when the federal government makes it clear she can is a weird flex. It’s pretty obviously her just trying to make waves because nobody is paying attention to her anymore.

Could also be that she’s just a dipshit.

She’s a fucking exhausting, narcissistic perma-victim who needs to jump on every trauma bandwagon. Between the yogurt shop hot take, the flip-flopping pronouns, and pretty much everything she’s ever said, I don’t know why anyone has the time or energy for her. She’s so fucking unlikeable and not talented enough to…

Some of these comments about Demi seem a bit harsh. One can be both insufferable and mentally ill.

If this isn’t satire, you definitely should be sad you are sad because a fake relationship ended.

I think its harder for women to lose the weight too. That is just a fact. 

Time Travel.

The right response? Probably not.

This happened to me once. I seized the offending hand and bent its little finger back (Mum taught me to do this, since the UK was in the throes of another pedo panic). Taunts of ‘lezzer’ pursued me for the rest of my school career, but no boy ever touched me again.

I don’t think you should count physical, mental, verbal (and rumored other abuses) as first world problems. The fact that she was jealous of Ariana Grande is probably the least groundbreaking thing that’s in that memoir.

This movie came up in discussion with a friend (brought up by recent news) and we agreed that gay men of a certain age probably would be able to quote this movie from memory. This is the millennial’s Baby Jane.

The film’s ending moral, that true immortality comes from creating a legacy that will outlive you, has become far more poignant with Bruce Willis’ dementia and forced retirement.