THIS. I look at Target online periodically, and see slouchy, striped linen trousers and cute jackets in the straight sizes, and infinite variations of cutoff shorts in the plus sizes, and a couple of trucker denim jackets. Cute, baggy cropped pants that come in Olive and Black in straight sizes, and only the Olive in…

That fussy, too-many-details, over-the-top animal print ensemble is a monstrosity. If you’re going to use a major print, the lines should be simpler. Focal points should hit at body parts you want to emphasize, not those you want to minimize. And a woman who already has a lot of ins and outs really doesn’t need more…

My Snarkometer isn’t working today, so pardon if I missed your intention, but isn’t that PC Culture/SJWs/Special Snowflakes etc.? Is there a word for the same thing on the far right end? Because there should be, and “Nazi” isn’t quite it.

It was obvious what happened from the scene at the therapist’s office, when Adelaide’s mother tells the therapist, “I just want ____”.

If you actually plan on wearing them under the matching pants, it wouldn’t be that hard to add a small insert at the crotch seam giving you a couple extra inches so it doesn’t act like vulva floss. It wouldn’t look great, but if it’s concealed by the pants, it doesn’t matter that much.

Wow, so the casting of him as the Tobey Maguire character in Molly’s Game wasn’t much of a stretch. 

Without spoiling anything, Lee Israel is a drab, homely woman who looks like she doesn’t give the tiniest fuck about vanity or how she looks. (I’m not saying this to insult her, merely describing the film character, who is consistent with photos of Israel). She is overweight, but not extremely so; I’d guess maybe…

It’s universal. Every large city has had the same thing happen to it. I wish I could figure out some place that was immune so I could take my friends and move there.

The rest of this is a big eye-roll, but that is an impressive hair color treatment.

The only bitch I’m interested in here is the dog. Can anyone here tell me what happened to her? Was she ever readopted?

Well, you could, but I'd inevitably go overboard and name him "Richard Pecker-Johnson" or something. 

Trader Joe’s Umami Powder is the bomb on popcorn.

Why doesn’t this comment have lots of stars?

Good to hear Mr. Williams getting plenty of well-deserved props the last few days. I first heard of him in 1984 when The Cramps started covering “Bacon Fat”, and I saw him play a few times after that when he launched a comeback, but I wasn’t sure whether he was on people’s radars. But his obits were all over my…

So the publisher of Bezos’ dick pics is named “David Pecker”???

Beg to differ. Her blank stare and voice are straight-up Zuckerberg.

I don’t know anything about him, so can’t speak to his intentions, but it’s going counter-clockwise, so it’s a Buddhist symbol, not a Nazi swastika. They were using them as a spiritual symbol for centuries before the Nazis misappropriated them. 

Artificial leather doesn’t breathe or stretch, so I have a difficult time with it and can’t really wear footwear made from it. 

Except that at least the rest of those animals get consumed. As long as people are going to eat meat, I’d vastly prefer that the skin, bones and organs be used up and not just discarded. 

A crackhead with a lap band.