It doesn’t actually bleed; I don’t know why they keep using that as a selling point, because it’s gross. The outside browns and gets a little crisp-ish (not accurate, but I can’t think of a better word) while the inside stays pinker and juicy.

It really isn’t much like blood. It does char and get a little crunchy on the outside and remains pink inside in a meat-like way. And it has a meaty mouth feel. I haven’t eaten beef in 25 years without missing it at all, but the Impossible and Beyond burgers gave me a definite craving- for more artificial burger, not…

My friend, who is a serious Cumberbatchophile, usually uses Bandersnatch Cummerbund or Cucumber Bandersnatch, so you’re not wrong. 

There is a generational divide that just isn’t gonna close that gap. The older women, the Boomers and Xs, had to deal with a lot of really gross sexist behavior, and developed thick skins about it, and some guy whipping it out when they’d rather not look at that is honestly not that big a deal. It’s not like getting…

I have to point out here that the white people you mention were Italians, and the film’s portrayal of THEM was about as stereotyped as you could possibly get, all clannish, yelling, overwrought, ignorant, crass, Fuggeddaboudid, criminal, “MA!!!”, I’m surprised Italian groups aren’t complaining, too.

I don’t even care! The fine art world is so craven and disgusting in its greed, I’m up for any movie that lampoons that. I’m just afraid that Toni Colette is going to become limited to horror movie roles, even if she is fabulous in them.

Oh, I was at that exhibit hours before this happened! My friend and I were talking about how closely-spaced the display columns were, and how they were practically begging for accident, vandalism or thievery to occur in that particular room.

Does a dog on the writing staff count as diversity?

Which is fine. We need one of our own.

I went to high school with her, and she was a lanky, coltish tomboy. She had a great look then, but it was not what the mainstream would consider ‘beautiful’ or ‘hot’. Also, she has an amazing figure, which was really what signaled the gorgeousness. (And she worked in the student store, which has always made me love…

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess it’s not actually natural, but her surgeon or dermatologist or whomever is doing the peels and other work is going a great job of not going overboard.

Typical Versace-style silk shirt, wardrobe of tasteless douchebags everywhere with too much money and bad style sense who want you to know it.

...or going through the David Bowie Is app.

...or going through the David Bowie Is app.

Since you are convinced Mrs. Maisel wouldn’t make you laugh, now I’m dying to hear your take on it. I’m a hater for many, many reasons, after having hatebinged both seasons last week while I was sick in bed, but my opinion is definitely the unpopular one by far. (I do love two of the characters, and the visuals, and…

And one of my women BDSM friends won a Slave of the Year in 2017, along with her Master. Both of them are black. 

If there wasn’t a sizable demand for it, there wouldn’t be so much of it. Porn has changed tremendously from what it was in the ‘70s. All the choking, spitting, gagging, endurance trial gang bangs, even the mainstreaming of anal, are all developments that have happened since the advent of on-demand Internet porn.…

You’d have to be pretty hopeless to assume that you’d never be under consideration for a job, ever in your lifetime, to permanently mark up your face like that.

This set is larger than that set, which was around the time of the Showtime concert special, about two years ago.

No, she seems to have gotten them redone a couple times since the initial set. She wore an outfit to one of the Met balls a few years ago that featured exposed ass cheeks and harness-like straps to lift and emphasize them, and that is the first time I noticed them looking fake, but the Showtime concert special maybe…

I’m not a goddamn ageist. I’m 62. And I have turquoise hair and eyebrows, and am currently wearing a pair of Frankenstein-cleated biker boot sandals and don’t give a shit about following anyone’s rules about what one is “supposed to” wear or not wear over a particular age, me or anyone else. However, it does not mean…