jesus christ the airbrushing. her stomach just looks wrong.

Personally, I'll hold out for these.

F***ing monorail set bitches!!!

I used to love a good coffee driven poop in the mornings. Alas, I am immune now. I should probably quit drinking it for a while.

Cheer up!

Seriously. GOAT.

I'd dust off that uterus...

The Wire, though it's already 10 years old so maybe that doesn't count as "from today", but I see future generations looking at it the same way we do Dickens.

Those girls need to stop that right meow!

A real photo from AP photographer John Heilprin at the Geneva Motor Show. Here's the caption: Two hostesses joke with a feather duster as they sit on the hood of an Audi ABT car during the media day of the 2014 Geneva Motor Show, Tuesday, March 4, 2014.

People still know this song by heart. I imagine it will still be popular in the future.

I love this movie for reals. (Though, I seriously don't believe in the "guilty pleasure" concept. You like what you like and that's cool. You don't have to explain yourself. So, there isn't anything I feel quote/unquote guilty for liking.)

5th Element. Should I feel guilty? Is it because I liked The Three Stooges?

I love the small role played by Delroy Lindo. And of course the great Tim Curry!

Movies that are basically vanity projects for classic SNL cast members.

Dumb as a brick. But it pushes a bunch of my favorite trope buttons like crazy.

Independence Day: "In less than an hour... Aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the greatest aerial battle in the history of mankind!"

FOR FUCK'S SAKE! JUST FORGET YOUR PETTY POLITICS AND BUILD THIS!