"oh shit, i might miss my exit...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"

meh

amiright? babe. either way.

couldnt see it through his dashcam screen; insurance will pay out.

sure as shit isnt Massachusetts

This means that you'll no longer be able to buy that weird 2.5-liter inline-five that Volkswagen still manages to sell a ton of to people for reasons passing understanding.

solid choice.

#overengineered

Apologies for the error in grammar, that comment got away from me once i typed 'fart' in caps lock.

RHEHKHOHRHDHFHAHRHT!!!!! NOW WITH MORE GERMAN ACCENTING.

they had to make it in yellow? black or gunmetal grey and this thing would be a flat out beautiful beast.

IMPORTANT BULLETIN: REKORDFARHT IS GERMAN FOR RECORD RUN. PLEASE UTILIZE IN AS MANY SITUATIONS AS POSSIBLE. NO MATTER THE RELEVANCE. FARTING IS ALWAYS FUNNY. GERMAN IS FUNNY. GERMANS WITH THERE FUNNY TALK AND FARTING IS VERY IMPORTANT.

i did this with an expired christmas tree to a NYC texiceb, i got yelled at.

there's been a handful of times where a friend's lights have gone out on their car, this can really be a headache if you have to get somewhere at night. I keep a small box of fuses in my car and its come in handy.

e aho laula

asshole

asshole bus driver in crosswalk

All I see is new design language as a teaser for sexy new swede wagons. ;)