The same thing, over and over again. 

Block and Tackle is not the same without Pops Freshenmeyer’s classic JETS SUPERTHREAD TO THE MOOOOON. Guess he never made the switch to Kinja.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

BONG

You raise an interesting point about reverse vampires. Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Welp, the hunt is over. Good job.

“You can’t Impeach Me! I’ll Ipeach YOU! How doYou like THAT! I imPaech YOU”

Found him!

Sounds like a good corstrum. Look both ways before crossing the stweet.

They do post corrections! Last year, there was a Final Jeopardy clue about “Manchester by the Sea”, but was erroneous in asking for “the first Best Picture winner to be produced by an internet streaming service”; Amazon Studios was a distributor, not a producer. It didn’t affect the outcome, but a clip was added…

Two. Definitely two. Trump’s been in over his head from his first day. He literally has no idea how government works, how international relations work, what the State Department does, or how politics in general function. Worse, he’s too arrogant to ask.

I don’t think anyone can reasonably expect any elected official to know every variance of every law that might apply to every situation they find themselves in.

I think everyone can and should reasonably expect that every elected official would know enough about the law (to say nothing of ethical behavior and basic…

Favorite Player NOT on my Team (aside from Bo):

People are so used to the 40 times given on the combine they get a really warped perspective of what the numbers mean. A 5.9 is still incredibly fast. An average office worker who can do a 7-8 minute mile is probably not touching that.

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

“Rickey Henderson would say Rickey Henderson, but Rickey Henderson is Rickey Henderson’s favorite team.”

I really don’t doubt they’ll rule against LGBTQ rights. The real question for me is just how broad their ruling is. Will it be a huge shot across the bow for the far-right and the bigots eager to reclaim their privileges in the Trump era? Or will it be some narrow technical ruling that strips effectively strips away…

I was gonna say Bartolo Colon, but honestly? I couldn’t outrun Bartolo Colon. I mean, I definitely probably-could- but I wouldn’t want the guy to feel bad. He’s given me so much joy! I’d throw the race. I hope you’re happy, Bartolo.

When I type, I do corrections via method A (backspace) as long as it’s only a few words. More than like four or five words later, I’ll use the cursor to highlight. MS Word needs a better autocorrect sensor.

Sweetness.