Did you get your Soros check yet? I keep waiting to be paid to hate my country and its President!

As a beta cuck snowflake lib, I am offended and outraged over this! I’m gonna bring this up at the next antifa meeting in my parent’s basement with my stuffed animals.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

In the wake of this issue being politicized, I have to say that this is not an appropriate time to discuss politicization, and that we’d all be best advised to send our hopes and prayers to the victims.

Who doesn’t love butt at the crease?

ASSist*

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Starred. And thanks for the reminder. They can take their carefully cultivated faux-bro culture with them too.

Good.

(and take your irritating exhaust pipes with you on the way out of the USDM)

- Rex Tillerson 7/20/2017

They were imitating the Angels.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

“I just don’t understand why people do these things,” she sniffled.