Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

That’s how the rich solve problems.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

“You think attacks on Hillary were the reason people voted for Trump?”

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t know - I think we’ve reached the point where we need to start distinguishing between “fake news” and “shitty news.” CNN is “shitty news” without question, but not “fake news.”

You’re seriously joking, right?

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

You’re going the wrong way!

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

is there such a thing as an alt-write-in vote for the Hall of Fame?

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

I’m surprised Fawn Leibowitz got that close.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

Political Correctness run amok, my friend. Too many special snowflakes these days. Hope you and yours have a blessed CHRISTmas Season. Stay strong.

Reminds me of the time Mario Lemieux tried to kill Kerry Fraser.