Model it after how NHL handles penalties on break-aways.

Honestly, I think it’s more that their definition of racist sets the bar too low (or high, I’m not sure how it works here).

I got stuck on that too.

Alright, this gets so close to happening all the time.

You’re right.  This is all Bernie’s fault somehow.  

You just completely made that up.  

“We went on a [112]-yard drive to take the lead in the third quarter and really didn’t look back,” he said.

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

His ability to predict Bullets games outcomes is uncanny, though.

Notice both catchers do it.  It’s not what you’re supposed to do, but some instincts take over.  

Did it occur to you that you really are likely just responding to shitty reporting from Billboard rather than the actual points in the movie?

Bass like the fish?  Or Bass like the instrument?

“I was at a dueling piano bar...”

“Presiding Judge T.S. Ellis sure sounds like a kind of a dick.” 

“I’m tired of white women and their antics.

You could very easily have a hit or two or even three in an inning (considering pick-offs, double plays, baserunning errors) and still face only three batters.

I understand your point, but you’re not stating it well.

It’s tragic that one of my first thoughts was, “Well hey, at least they didn’t shoot him”.

“I lost my job in my band Buck Wild, roughly $3,000 [in expected future performance fees], and I’ve lost three solo gigs already. “

This is an symptom of the the amazing (and obvious) lie that right-wing media has managed to so easily convince their viewers: