Why? Would the National League field where this happened be able to learn from them?

Filing collusion cases is a common side effect of steroids, along with giant heads and 1.045 OPS seasons.

“Hey, I have an idea! Let’s take the last foot and a half of that little wire and replace it with a heavy, complicated yoke containing batteries and an annoying bluetooth pairing. Done!”

Dr. Landy tell me
I’m not just a synthetic lifeform

‘Cause right now I’m

Lying in bed
Just like Russell Wilson did
Well I am
Lying in bed
Just like Rusell Wilson did.

Is that compost I smell? Or are you just glad to see me?

I didn’t even see him take out his wedge.

In summary: Steroids. Rape. Racists.

Because mathematical analysis of statistics that begin with “It’s said that...” are always the most accurate.

If I remember the 80’s correctly, the location of your part depended largely on what sub-style of mullet you were going for.

The only thing symmetrical in that entire picture is his glasses.

A test back at the police station revealed that Sydor had a BAC of 0.30

These celebrities are right, of course. The government should not mandate vaccines! They should only say that if you want to go to schools or daycares...oh, wait.