My parents would not allow for me to attend the Cracker Barrel growing up, as they feared the general atmosphere to be far too Punk Rock in nature.

WOAH!

She's a fascinating eccentric, no question.

Where's our money, Daniel?

Y'all is just jealous! Y'all don't know me!

I drink the ranch dressing that is given to me at Domino's.

Salt Lake City cray cray.

The Assassination Of Jesse James is far more satisfying than There Will Be Blood. Certainly, the soundtrack is superior.

He's really annoying, yeah.

no.

Paul Dano makes this film utterly unwatchable.

Why not?

It's the worst.

kewl.

I find that to be a highly implausible scenario, old sport.

The scary thing is, I actually meant tenor.

We'll allow Instant Replay to take a look at that, yeah.

Love that sh*t, dude.

Yes, his double bass skills are essentially beyond reproach, good point!

His tenor on SNL is anything BUT a grand slam. And now you know…the rest of the story.