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Fine. Don't.

BOGUS!

Just watch the original, wiseguy.

Well, no Sofia Coppola movies are good, they are just lame vanity projects.

This Coz is cray cray with a capitol C, Theo.

In other news, I doubt this film will make a nickel.

What's important, is that each new piece of dreck she creates, have a really hip and detached music score.

"Also, I really like the music of New Order."
- Sofia Coppola, again.

She's an expert at making really bland movies.

Penguin Cafe, which is Simon Jeffes' son's continuation of the original Penguin Cafe Orchestra sound, is really good. They have released 3 albums since 2009, and each is worth your while to check out. They are not on par with the original Penguin Cafe Orchestra, but they are really, really good. Also, original…

Penguin Cafe Orchestra

I have HBO.

Pretty sure Michael J. Pollard was on LSD during the films production, man.

Can't they just travel back in time and get the real Bonnie and Clyde to play themselves?

Turns out the spider was just painted on!

It's like all scary and stuff, but is seriously lacking in Barb. You can't have a horror picture these days without good old Barb, I tells ya! Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Uh, books? Bogus!

Colonel Dracula! Uh, colonel? BLECH!

Be sure to include the rest of the League of Gentlemen, yes?