This show is the worst.

Nobody watches Br*** Ci** anyway.

no

nope

If only Ned Beatty had been wiser, good sir.

Critical acclaim, eh? Tour, eh?

Ricki Lake…THE ACTOR!?!? I suppose the vice president is Jerry Lewis!

Eh gads, man! My safe space has got old man smell!

Don't audience shame me.

I just assumed she was set on fire in a previous life, but I seriously digress. My apologies.

Megyn Kelly is a whole different kind of evil. We are not through the looking-glass here, people.

And John Mulaney still somehow has a career after creating the worst television series, ever.

These guys are too young to understand what it was like to grow up during The Depression, and all the diet soda pops in the world ain't gonna change that.

yes

Oliver Stone was the lead singer for The Doors, maaaaaan.

Ice Cube learned the truth at 17…

S'up now?

Wyoming.

Cheerfully withdrawn!

He's got real bad puke-breath.