I vote The Harlem Shake for governor of Texas.

I've been voting for Big Bird since 1980, to be entirely blunt with you, good sir.

Fallon is worse than 10 Dennis Millers', dude.

Yo, Tim! You want a beer, man? Yer that funny feller!

THERE'S TOO MUCH PARANOIA!

And a Lifetime movie, coincidentally.

ONCE THERE WAS THIS KID WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I met Jim Morrison at UCLA, he was puking all over. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Well, that and getting toasted…nicely toasted.

poser

oh, man.

After Chernobyl, my penis is fall off.

Right Again, Man-alive Guide to Springfield!

My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt!

Hey Homer, who's the manatee?

He used to date Mary Gross.

any questions?

I agree with The Fresh Prince.

Do you ever think about the color orange? See, I think about stuff like that!

Get him out of the car, Raymond!