NOT NOW!

Mojo Nixon? This country could use some fixin'.

Getting your teeth fixed is a waste of dough.

And also: too much damned eye contact, damn it.

The majority of the citizens now live in a nursing home.

wiseguy, eh?

dunno

LIKE A GLOVE!

Dude! Where's my car?

D'oh!

You go, girl!

Ricki Lake is SASSY! Ah, ha ha ha…!

You heard that!?!?

SHAG-A-DELIC, BABY!

Meyers loves Sellers, but his work does not compare, at all.

Where's the beef?

ALRIGHTY THEN!

Prolly shouldn't have had any sequels, excluding that second Godfather film.

No Stairway, DENIED!

Don't go there!