"Dan, a lesbian kissed me. Can she live in our basement?"

S'up, my Cyrus? For sure, dog! He's kickin' it old school! TO THE MAX!

It is a serious medical problem that so few talk about!

And it was pre-dated by Beyond Vaudeville.

Good chicken, though.

Yo, I don't like Brian Benben, but that DREAM ON was some good sh*t, yo!

DON'T CHA CRY NO MO!

Depp was pretty good in Burton's Sleepy Hollow. So, steady on, mate. Cheers. Bob's Your Uncle.

James Woods was also impressive in "Once Upon A Time in America".

You must of thought it was White Boy Day.

I will…GET BY!

I was able to get through an early Terrence Malick film, so that's somethin'.

I like awful movies.

Bite the big one, Uncle Roman.

BIG BEAR CHASE Kevin Hart.

Her career is like so totally over or something.

Thurston Moore prefers to be referred to as Tall Beck, and Southerners prefer to be referred to as Sons of the Soil, but it ain't gonna happen!

She's a pretty hot little spitfire, plus she knows how to boogie, dig?

She enunciates in a highly curious manner, like oh so many an Indie Rock maiden, but perhaps I've said too much?

If you wish to OPINE