Beck playing Beck for a Beck video. Beck.

Oh, I get it…NOW!

Father John…POOPIE! Am I right? I truly believe that I am.

I guess it's much easier than getting Father John's chunky arse up on a crucifix?

Crispin Hellion Glover

He was very supportive of that bizarre New Wave group Suburban Lawns, it's true.

Albeit, with thick English accent, old chap.

Adam Sandler will be playing Vanilla Ice.

He'll be rapping with dignity as the ship sinks slowly into the icy cold sea.

If you see Michael Ian Black, run!

Chicken Soup for the Loser?

*Canonical.

What is this, The New York Times? Thanks! I'll be here all week.

DON'T GO THERE!

LET'S SHAKE SOME DUST, CHILDREN!

You forgot boring.

SHE'S REALLY, REALLY TRYING!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was rather popular with Sonia Saraiya, so…there ya go?

This guy is a dink.

*makes a comical comment*