Maybe so, but they will never be able to walk like Egyptians! EVER!

Robert De Niro is waiting…

Come along, Bort!

John Oliver says stuff.

This is the story of how PONO sounds rotten!

They sound better on 8-track.

He has slight brain damage.

Well, I heard Neil Young talk about her. Well, I hope old Neil will remember.

The Banjo Story, man.

Because, the money's just that good.

Damn, yo. S'up now?

Peggy, get in here!

This Driver dude ain't a good actor.

YouTube Red ain't got nothin' on me, yo. S'up now?

Wait, wait, wait…Indie Labels still exist? Ah, ha ha ha…but seriously, have a peaceful and safe Record Store Day.

Bloody Mary was a troubled soul, but I digress.

There's a lot of Elizabeth I stuff on the market. A PBS dealie from some years back, too.

Dude, she died in like 1603! DUDE!

DAMN, BROSEF! WHAT UP? HOOK ME UP WITH SOME KETCHUP PACKETS!

Dude, McDonald's is cool! Get me some McNugget's, brpsef! FOR SURE, DOG!