This is the place that got me addicted to stale and grodie bread sticks.

I thought that was Chris Elliott.

If you want historically accuracy, you should really just watch this film instead.

And finally, a Civil War-era movie that features New Order on the soundtrack! 'Bout time, I say.

Ms. Coppola is the directing equivalent of a sleeping pill. Good day to you.

Sounds insufferable.

The eternal college student, could any hell be more horrible or real!?!?

SHE STOLE A TV!

She's too old to go to college.

Say what you will, but Tucker Carlson essentially invented Punk Rock.

That's a rather pithy comment.

Or The Simpsons.

He's also in a hilarious comedy duo with John Gibson. Carlson & Gibson.

If you wish to opine.

It's hell being Mel.

And watermelon.

PUT THAT PUPPY ON SHOWTIME, BRAH! RIGHT AFTER TWIN PEAKS!

Shes' been using BRAND X!

I like the one where those crazy twin sisters saw Joe Pesci in half. Funny stuff.

The Ray Bradbury Theater was off the charts!