I'm puttin' near 127 years of age there, Count!

Finally, the nation is uniting against Jimmy Fallon.

Now, that sh*t is cold!

Saving Private Ryan had its moments…

Goddamn, another motherf*cking payback with a twist! Ice Cube is out-gunned, what is the outcome? Will they do me like Malcolm? Peace, we out.

It's what we call "OUTSIDER ART".

That balding dude is a goof, and all these movies were mega-lame, brosef.

S'up now?

Hey yo, you tell my girl I'll be gone 'til November.

I used to be the bass player for The Pretenders.

Goofball nerds irritate me.

His hair ate his forehead.

Get me a beer, would ya?

Thin Crust at Domino's is a hell of a drug.

Agnes Moorehead was pretty hawt in this, dood.

HOCKEY PUCK!

You were expecting Calvin Coolidge?

Pipe down, rub-a-dub.

You gotta be coconuts if you enjoy this show.

FIND YOUR SOUL MATE