Aren't SXSW movies generally to be avoided at all costs?

Malcolm McDowell?

HI-YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm afraid I don't follow.

Regardless, Selena Gomez is dangerous. Crazier than a bag of angel dust.

Closure is for squares, daddy-o.

Odenkirk killed the sketch comedy star.

Stings.

T2: JUDGMENT DAY. CHOOSE A CAREER, I'LL BE BACK. SPUD.

Dude, my grandma hacked my G-MAIL ACCOUNT! DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You always tell me about that.

Teenape Goes To Camp

Uh, Tabitha Soren?

That would be better, because the movies suck loads of furry buttocks.

Y'all wanna be my Netflix friends? Also, checkout my profile on Friendster! And drop me a line on my hotmail addy, brosef!

A kerfuffle.

Selena gets real, because hungry's how she feels, and that money got that whiff-appeal. She's quick to leave you in the coffin, for slick-talkin'.

OUCH! Now that one's gotta hurt! HEH!

Singled Out is back, in pog-formation.

I still haven't forgiven him for that Birthday Boys stuff.