And I'm…………….ERIC!

Please change my pants as fashion dictates.

Lorne Michaels is the Michael Bay of comedy, damned dinosaur from Canada!

cash-in?

*salad dressing pictures.

Two words: Ken Bone.

Sonia Saraiya and Todd Vanderwerff.

And Rupert Grint. Don't even need to change his name.

prolly generate a lot of lube though

To justify my love. *begins to dance in a highly suggestive manner*

I already checked, it's not Horshack.

Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out…

Nah dude, she won't even respond to my texts no more. Ignores me on Snapchat! Yo, this ain't like her! For real, dood.

No. Avoid The Noid! He ruins pizzas!

I come from the Domino's state, there's ten locations within a ten mile radius, playa.

Domino's thin-crust is addictive, yo. Let's throw down.

I was supposed to be on the show, but they refused to stock the mini-bar with rice crispy treats.

Dude, what's up with Emma Watson lately? She's changed.

55 works better for the joke.

But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.