I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

What Hillary wanted to do was worse. She wanted to use the force of law to steal my money to pay for others student loans.

Maybe if the democrats fought fervently for unions the way they fought for transgender bathroom rights we wouldn’t be in this shitty conundrum.

So what? If the Unions brought value they would be getting higher membership dues. I pay my gym dues because I see value in the membership. I pay my kids pool dues because I see value in having access to water in the heat. I pay my healthcare costs because it brings me value.

The writers here are often slow to recognize these kind of attacks as terrorism. They probably think it is more likely a stunt for the Turkish opening of Bad Santa 2 rather than Islamic terror.

What infuriates me about these protesters is that they have no idea how things work in the real world. “Divest!” Like that’s even possible at this point. It’s dumb and even laughable if it weren’t so tragic.

Prosecutors don’t bring a case for a reason. Freaking Minnesota isn’t just going to protect their boys on their bottom of the barrel college football team.

This should be an exciting fight. We’ll finally get to see if Rousey is truly good, or her prior competition was garbage and Holmes was the first talent she faced.

Face it, only execution would be good enough for Joe Mixon.

I’m reading these comments as I watch the end of Braveheart, with the blood-thirsty crowd calling out for more a more punishment.

I think we can all agree that withholding your HIV status is wrong. But he’s just getting retried, he’s not going free. There was a lot of fuckery in this trial:

Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.

I think that claim has been pretty effectively debunked.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Drill a hole in it, or get it really really really hot.

You do know people will die in 2017 too, right?

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

Because this is Jezebel, and the bloggers here have a narrative to confirm to.

Right, to humiliate him by making him wear women’s clothes, which most men would find embarrassing... because they think women are bad?