So you’re saying that if he got more hits, he would’ve gotten more hits?

It absolutely does and has for a very long time.

That’s the same argument that kept Ron Santo out of the HOF until he died.

See, though, this isn’t “fancier”. This is a step backward.

How the heck else would you read it? Weird Al’s?

Are you sure no other Treasury Secretary has brought their spouse to work? And why is that a bad thing?

“tight gun control (note that I didn´t say ban) has been proven to work in other countries to drive down gun deaths, murders and suicides”

“ If there is less violent crime in general it’s because people can easily obtain a gun and once they’ve done their deed they usually suicide.”

And nobody needs these video games.

“But in a country where guns are as easy to buy as beer (waiting period and background check notwithstanding), guns can’t be the problem!”

“The only true common factor in every mass shooting is easy access to firearms capable of killing lots of people in a short amount of time.”

“Most sufferers of mental illness are not violent”

If guns were the problem, then there would be considerably more shootings, given how many guns are out there and how many people own them.

...so it got returned for some reason?

Not as incompetent as whomever sent your friend a cake via the USPS.

I mean, they could always do what Santa did at the end of the first “Santa Clause” movie and put parachutes on the packages and drop them as the plane goes over the addressee’s house.

Did you order it to be shipped Priority?

It’s the same thing with public transportation.

Did they show up on time?

The holidays are an insanely busy time for deliveries. That means that there’s significantly less space on trucks & planes.