Crack. Pipe.

Russia.

The “Model for Every Segment in the Market”. The German’s are doing their damnedest to “expand” (read: dilute) their brands.

...considering that my Hummer’s styling sort of resembles a giant yellow file cabinet with wheels.

I just did this two weeks ago; my wife bought it for me as a 30th birthday gift (good wife). She chose the Ferrari F430 Scuderia (good wife).

This is why the US has flight crew swap out when a pilot leaves the cockpit. Always have two people inside the box.

and some sort of biodiesel family hauler...

Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

FP had a picture of the Dartz owner standing behind a naked woman. No NSFW tag, no warning. Just scrolled across it.

Don't put NSFW photos on the front page. Seriously, you're going to get someone in trouble.

Before I even read your reply, I was chanting "AMG! AMG! AMG!"

Automatic low beams if fog lights are on.

Not so much DRL's as the idiots thinking they're on.

Nah. These are 'tucket and Vineyard cruisers for those with family money. Young professionals aren't really picking these up.

This is why I never valet the M5. People have no idea how to drive, let alone manual. My father in law gives me crap for going out of my way to park out in a corner, away from all the other cars, on the top floor of a parking garage rather than "just let the valet do it".

I've watched people stare at their phone at a stoplight while an ambulance sat two cars behind them blaring sirens.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Pucker-drift.

It's possible BMW would not have survived without the R32. It was their first production motorcycle ever, and in 1923 predated their automotive production (the 3/15 or Dixi) by four years. It also helped re-establish the brand post WWI, which had the company banned from the manufacture of Airplane engines - their…