Are you the same guy making this comment over on slickdeals? Lol

Are you the same guy making this comment over on slickdeals? Lol

You can get tons of knives from them.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Who knew that working in auto-body repair affords one the life of a jet-setting lobster aficionado?

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

If she’d just disappeared we would have had TWO Nymerias to speculate about, the Sand Snake and Arya’s long absent direwolf. And up to two seasons’ delectable possibility that Nymeria would return riding Nymeria (which is which doesn’t matter) and we’d see the Nymeriae blast a frenzy of bull whips and wolf teeth…

Now that you mention it, that is Francis!

Shit this is the first time I realized that the first one is the bad guy in Deadpool!

PSST IN THE COMICS HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

...but enough about the South and Midwest.

You think they’re gonna be led by Gendry or something?

:::downloads software, changes infotainment system to display important engine info:::

...but the ending to Edge of Tomorrow already made sense?

You are a horrible person and you should feel bad ... for making me laugh so hard. Have a star.

And here’s “Before Pie.”

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

You are the hero the internet deserves.

If you want to avoid spoilers, please start by taking the fake Type R sticker off your Acura Integra.

Ok, who am I kidding, Beth, you know what I like. From my secret stash:

Stop plantain your fetish fanfic around here.