When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

I’d absolutely drive a convertible diesel smart.

This comment is beyond stupid. How would I take my dog hiking or other activities that enrich his life? This is fine if you have a small shitty dog that is useless and basically just a stuffed teddy bear, but never taking your large working class dog anywhere is pretty much torture for him. I’m guessing you’ve never…

People: A pet in your car will definitely kill you in a crash

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If you really care about your equipment, get Tripp Lite. There’s a reason why hospitals use their protection for critical equipment.

If you really care about your equipment, get Tripp Lite. There’s a reason why hospitals use their protection for…

Today I learned not to fuck with anyone in New Orleans, Detroit, or Baltimore because those fuckers finish the job. On the flip side, you St. Louis shooters need to get to a range for some target practice. That or St. Louis doctors do some miracle work, I guess.

BC fails. You can be super responsible and still end up pregnant. It is a myth that women, who regard our bodies very carefully, don’t think about prevention because we have access to abortion. Maybe ask a woman how she actually goes about life before you make stupid assumptions about how responsible we are.

So, because sex education is inadequate, we should use babies to punish students?

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! C’mon Elway, put down that diet coke and get a bong.

Finally, a car to go with Sterling Archer cosplay!

You’re one of my favorite people

Well, hold on. Citroën’s logo is actually based on a kind of gear called a herringbone gear, which is like a pair of mirror-imaged helical gears joined together. It’s not exactly the same thing.

Their initial suggestion was to only load 1 CD at a time, so I wouldn’t have to try to catch 6 of them while turning and accelerating....

Eventually they replaced the entire head unit and CD changer, but it took several weeks for the parts to arrive, so we actually had to go with their suggestion for a while. As the…

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

that’s a whole lada ice